starkid challenge - nine characters [9/9] draco malfoy
You must be Harry Potter, the famous bastard. My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I hate Gryffindor House and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Do you want to be my friend?
welp, i know how i’m spending my sunday
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD
But it’s so fucking ridiculous. The etiquette rules are: The person who arrives at the door first holds it open for the person who arrived second. A younger or more able-bodied person always holds the door for someone who is elderly or disabled. Someone with free hands should hold the door for someone whose hands are full carrying things. If you’re alone, you should always glance behind you and make sure there’s no one there so you don’t let a door slam in someone’s face out of obliviousness. You should always nod and smile at someone holding a door for you, and vice versa.
Gender has JACK SHIT to do with the real etiquette.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
♢ What Kind of Pokemon are You? ♢ - Pokemon type Myers-Briggs Personalty chart
Though I am no expert by any means, I am really interested in these sorts of personality tests and descriptions (Not to mention I am a huge Pokemon fan)! I felt that this would be a fun little project to put together, as I’ve seen these types of charts floating around tumblr for quite a while… ^^ And I was right! I really had so much fun putting this together! This is based off of my opinions and interpretations of the different Pokemon types.
I want thank everyone who offered their opinions and constructive criticisms of the Pokemon types I attributed to each Myers-Briggs type!! It was very helpful. I also want to thank my friend Wade for helping me put the image template together and sparklepipsi for granting me permission to use or otherwise tweak the descriptions they wrote for their Sailor Moon mbti chart!
“You can’t be asexual because you don’t reproduce by self-replicating” is basically the same argument as “Your nose can’t be running because it doesn’t have feet.”oh my god
this is going on my list of fave asexual posts